I don't want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don't want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either.
I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.
51 0 ReplyMmm yeah baby. Gonna make you sporulate all over me.
10 0 ReplyThat’s enough internet for today.
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I love this meme so much every time I see it. this is definefly me at the end of this year
30 0 ReplyI make it as phone wallpaper
22 0 ReplyNice, a shame it's kinda low resolution :/
10 0 ReplyJust pretend this was the original version, now it looks high-res
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yeah if I was born a male, I'd want to be a girl too. We women are pretty damn gorgeous & awesome. Welcome.
As a bonus, I'd keep the penis because having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy, best of both worlds all in one.
12 0 ReplyAs someone who doesn't hate her girldick, I assure you, that would feel weird about it nonetheless, because even tho you do like it, you know for a fact people will judge you for having a bulge as a woman and that pressure will be put on you to remove it
6 0 Replyhaving titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy
Intersex people are often forgotten :)
That said, I don’t think it’s fair to say only one gender is gorgeous and awesome, but I think I get what you mean
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shrigma female
11 0 ReplyI could read this either way: either the person with the phone is showing their goal, or they’re showing who they used to be
7 0 ReplyCan't wait to be under hrt too
3 0 ReplyFor people interested, i made it as a phone wallpaper
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