Greenbow Alamamy shit...

I think we can all agree that that is a children
- I agree. This is definitely a children.
  
  I'm going out into nature to pick up a children right now

I'm OOTL. I live someplace where women's rights aren't returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he's not the biological father off? (That's what I make of this anyway)
- Alabama is especially good at being bad at human rights
  
  Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?

I'm going to cum in my toilet, a cumsock, a tissue or generally anywhere besides a vagina every day for the rest of my life. Fuck these fascists.
- Did...... Did you have different plans before the court ruling?
  
  Before the court ruling, I was already doing all that just for fun. Now I'm doing it for political reasons and also for fun.

Breaking up with your girlfriend is now a capital crime in Alabammy because it kills your potential future children

Somebody with more time than I needs to remake this meme with a picture of a tank of compressed hydrogen.

Umm, akshully, that rock is unfertilized.
- I can tell you it has been fertilised
  
  I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn't truly. That was a very gloomy prom.

You have no idea how hard I had to stop myself from posting a photo of conjoined twins as a response.

The name's Semen, Semen Fellatio. But what has a lump of chalk got to do with anything?