2y ago

It even fits in my pant pockets.

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Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.
- If you're not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don't trust you.
  
  Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!
  
  What about ducks
- Can't go wrong with pocket pasta.
- Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I've found, I use both way more than a multitool
  
  Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it's the best one
As long as I have Santiago, all is well.
zero real ones
Literally me
There's two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don't.
- Appreciation does not require knowledge.
I wanna see the pants.
I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn't really need labels.
- Yeh but if you can't remember which one is which it's as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.
  
  It's a decoy key.
- It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.
Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets
- Cement store
- From the place Deadpool and all those 90's heroes do.
  
  The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store
Good keys
Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.
That's a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.
But at least I can then repair all the potholes.
- Fun fact, its illegal to do that

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