Metal Memes @lemmy.world Cariocecus @lemmy.world 9 mo. ago

Satan

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plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That's like pronouncing "GIF" as "YIFF"
- Yeah - it's satan
  
  yEAH ;:+ i'ts Satan,
- Punctuation is not Satan's forte.
  
  But his violin recitals leave no eye dry.
- Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.
  
  A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that's spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!
  
  Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic
  
  Plague is not just referring to pestilence.
  
  It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.
Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.
Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven't been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.
- I'm jealous of how much you've to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.
  
  I'll look into that. What about the orgies though?
- If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you're not getting the invites.....it may not be the orgies that have stopped....
  
  Cmon, what's the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?
Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete
And my cock you will suck
- Wait, wait, wait
  You motherfucker
  We challenge you to a rock-off
  Give us one chance to rock your socks off
  
  Fuck, fuck
  Fuuuuuuck
  The demon code prevents me
  From declining a rock-off challenge
  What are your terms?
  What's the catch?
Also knowledge and free will.
you forgot open source
- Linux is full of daemons...
  
  And secret words that grant you great power!
  
  Ah wait, Windows adopted sudo as well.
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSD_Daemon
- I thought open source is communist not satanist?
  
  Saw an awareness post about it just the other week
  
  and who's the guy at the back?
Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.
- Lucy is a girl's name! Hahaha, you have a girl's name!
How come all the best books are evil? And the best games?!
- evil is the new good. try to keep up
Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc - SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE
"The Devil's Lettuce®" brought to you by Satan

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