1y ago

My wife is huffing candles. This is a drug-free house. How do I get her to stop?

She says she's merely sniffing, like everybody does with candles, but I can tell she's getting high because she smiles like an asshole for like 5 minutes after doing this and stares into space.

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Get her smoking smarties, my kid does it and he's a friggin' genius.
- In New Zealand smarties are a cheap M&M knockoff. Probably to stop us from partaking in drug culture.
  
  You might need a dab rig for that
STOP HUFFSHAMING 😤
this post is wifephobic
Edit - I really want to report this post and list the reason as wifephobia because I think that would be a really silly thing to see in the public modlog, but I'm worried that it would come across wrong to the community or be annoying to our darling moderators, so please instead just know that I thought about it so much that I wrote this edit
There is nothing wrong with huffing soap, candles, perfume, incense, flowers, or farts
depraved
get some of that IOF chemical weapon skunk juice and spray it on the candles so they dont smell good anymore
- Also a chemical weapons-free house as per the Geneva convention segment of our prenuptial contract.
There’s a company that makes a candle called “swamp ass”. I can’t confirm if it’s accurate, but the smell is definitely vile. Try replacing the labels on if those with something from her usual “sandalwood” fix.

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