There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
Probably my favorite line of any of the Austin Powers and one that I quote constantly.
When you heard the line for the first time:
Ooh yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes. This is a keeper.
You Scotts sure are a contentious bunch.
I know it's a different reference
To join the two together: it's said that copper wire was invented when a Dutchman and a Scot simultaneously found a penny.
That's it, Skinner, you've made an enemy for life!
Stalag: Never trust the Dutch
Police in The Netherlands: "We will have some fun while solving this crime. We may even put some sprinkles on the bread if the bird is good."
Police in America: "The bird looked like it was going to shoot us so we shot it first. And everyone in the bank too just to be safe. Why don't you respect us?"
Jokes on us, that's Polly Crackers. Wanted for 47 counts of battery.
He's a pro safe cracker.
“The suspect has rights!”
"I want.... My bird."
Drone better
That bird was a fixer for the cartels, just caught in a random assignment. He later became a stool pigeon, if the rumors are to be believed, hence the need for anonymity.
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/GH6CZC8Lrd0?t=42s
Why did I not hear about this?
Kinda makes me want to move to Denmark...
Dutch = Netherlands
Danish = Denmark
TIHI
Why, you a Dutch bird?
At least the northern Belgians speak the same language as the Dutch but don't act the same as them
Hats off to Belgium.
That bird, Albert Einstein.
I don't understand. Is this a joke/reference?
This is a meme, coming from an old copy/paste bit. Know your meme has a good write up about it.
Albert Einstein Copypasta, also known as “Malice of Absence,” is a fictional account of a philosophical debate on the benevolence of God between a religious-skeptic professor and a student of faith, the latter of whom is revealed to be the world-renowned scientist Albert Einstein. Online, the last line in the story is often referenced in discussion threads and comments to mock hyperbolic statements or tall tales.
This was a meme from /r/thathappened, they're implying it's fake, but I'm not sure why since as far as I can tell this did happen, and I'm not surprised one bit by it very on brand for Dutch police.
Yes, not a lot of people got it tho.
