5 February 2024
5 February 2024
34 comments
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Who even gives a shit about body count? As long as things are STD-free, it's all good
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I'm definitely not interested in someone who refers to their sexual partners as their body count.
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I first read this as her murder victem count lol.
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I think this is the line yeah. Number of sexual partners, whatever; but regressive attitude toward sex, ehhh, we probably aren't going to have a good time
Although I'm way beyond dating other people, so it's all academic to me now
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Apparently slut shaming is still a thing in the current year of our Lord.
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Not certain it's slut shaming so much as addressing lying. She told him 3 guys, when the mountain of stolen sweaters, and her profuse sweating implies it was more than three. I don't care about body count and I'm uncertain if the author does, but this joke is still funny if you don't care about body count.
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I also prefer people who already know what they're doing.
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I don't know if you're in some serious bubble but a plenty of people do. Like, a hefty chunk of people.
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Definitely a thing where you're never going to be happy with the answer, so why ask?
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Idk, in some circles, especially if you claim to be a prestigious killer, you have to be accurate about your body count. In some cases they might ask for proof.
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Oh, you think I only steal hoodies from people I boned. Joke's on you, no hoodie is safe in my presence.
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What you've committed is a class A felony, hoodie theft sans boning. Straight to jail.
If there was boning, the hoodie becomes a party favor that's handed out to guests to commemorate the event.
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People give me their garbage hoodies. I take hoodies that are destined for the thrift store. They ask go on the back of my desk chair. I can't lean back too far out the weight of them will topple me backwards. Yes I'm happy living this kind of hoodie goblin existence.
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The explanation is simple: shoplifting
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Fucking lemmy.ml
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34 comments