Disgustang
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... Please do not throw away Nana's crockery. Some of that shit is valuable.
Also, use a wet wipe and turn the net curtains into tights you can wear while he rails he. Nana's generation was frugal, she will approve.
This comment made my life better than the post made it worse. Thank you for bringing a significant net positive into the world.
Lmao. Thank you.
People will pay crazy money for old Pyrex stuff. I saw a bowl my grandma had growing up in a thrift store (it was brown and had mushrooms on it) and they wanted $75 for it
So yeah, don’t throw away anything in grandma’s pantry. Sell it and blow the money on ketamine and plan b
My parents (and grandparents) sold antiques, traveled and did the flea market circuit. That brown bowl with the mushrooms, was it this one?
We sold a ton of those.
What a terrible day to be literate
It was so offensively british my small american brain started to slightly melt.
Ladpoles? Oh my.
How to unrealise?
Was just about to comment that I don't get it when it dawned on me. Yeeesh
that's a new one for the dictionary
What the fuck did I just read and how do I get what you're smoking?
Ladpoles
Oh my
"Ladpoles" is an utter stroke of je ne sais quoi.
Oh I can answer that, usually that happens with a stroke of the penis
sorry I don't speak german
Yeah, I don't know what that is either.
Hmmm... Think tadpoles that came out the laddie.
Ladpoles? Oh
My girlfriend (now wife) and I moved into my late grandparents' former house after high school. Even slept in the bed that was never taken out of it.
Yeah, it was a little weird on occasion having sex in that bed if you took a second to think about it. Wasn't difficult to get over it though.
At this point all my dead relatives saw me go through my teenage years anyway. Nothing should shock them anymore lol
It wasn't even a 'they're looking down on me and disapproving' thing, it was just kind of weird to fuck in my grandparents' bed.
Right? All the times I [never revealing this to another living soul], they sure wish they weren't watching...
This really messed me up when I was a kid. Fucking religious upbringing.
Fuck. I went to CostCo with my mom today, and she bought a pack of refried beans.
When we were ringing up our stuff, she picks up her pack of beans and goes “Oh, my fart box!”
What a time to have read this meme.
Even the SO knew this one was you 😂
Also "ladpoles" 😂😂😂
It took me three tries to parse that, but once I got it it cracked me up.
But throwing away her crockery‽ That's a shame, and something she'll regret one day.
I'm that predictable? Lol
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS
Gran doesn't care about Ja Boi's cum-stained curtains; shes judging you for the shit you left in the toilet bowl. DISGUSTANG!