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1y ago

How Croissants are made

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This does not spark joy

I wish it was that easy to make croissants
- Are you sure you're making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

Is this… a bug report?

Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.
- American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life
  
  Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real
- Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.
  
  Mind elaborating?

I hate you
- I did not need to see this!

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

Meh, I'd still eat it... A really good croissant would be worth it
- Protein is healthy for you.:-)

Someone please tell me that maggot doesn't really exist.
- That maggot doesn't really exist....any more
  
  ಠ_ಠ
- its real, that pic is from https://youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Ath its a hercules beetle
  
  i hate this planet
  
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- Pretty sure that's a witchetty grub? I'm not Aussie so I can't say for sure.
  
  Yeah does look like it also not Aussie

Welp, that settles it, I'm making croissants this week

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry
- Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

they call it land shrimp

Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.

Aha, I'm not the only one who thought they look like bugs.
Still good eating.

On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça
- C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom
- Little help, please?

This is a bug planet.

En tant que rançais, je valide que c'est véridique.

I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.

I wish.... at least something good would have come out of that beast.....

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