alpha chad π
"Y'know, I used to be a Mod on Reddit.."
Oh boy, the mods on reddit will shake up the fediverse when then move here.
"You know this physique didn't just come out of nothing. I had to work for this you know. And now I've moved out of my parents garage I'm looking for a fine female specimen that likes to clean and cook while I'm streaming on Twitch!"
Kabedon't
This could be me, but I'm at least self aware of what I look like
I imagine he leaned in with a hot, labored, Cheeto-breathy, "Muh'laaaaady...."
We know nothing about them. Judging him is just mean. This post only shows how quick to judge op is.
and how quick 74 other people here who upvoted apparently are, too. and 5k people who liked this meme from the source i found it on. take a joke.