The Beacon is Lit!
Sam, what are you putting in my ass?
Po. Tay. Toes.
Prostatoes.
We are so close to birthing the worst hobbit foot fetish joke of all time.
"Gondor calls for eyebleach!!"
Jesus Christ, that is for some reason the funniest meme I've seen in quite a while. What a juxtaposition of scented candles, Samwise and his potated cookings, and then the railings of hobbits.
That's a scent you can taste...
Finally, a gender neutral candle!
Title HOF here
Oh, so it’s basically just Gweneth Paltrows vagina.