The Slime

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Reminder: If you encounter The Slime it may mean that ovulation is imminent. Be very very careful if you use barrier birth control. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/fertility-awareness/whats-cervical-mucus-method-fams
I'm afraid to ask
- it also correlates with when you might want to wear sexier underwear, so really the lingerie industry has no idea what it's doing
  
  That was before I had seen Alien, so I made that connection a lot later.
  Ohhhh...
  Man, Ridley Scott really put a lot of thought into the Alien in Alien.
- No need to be, it's perfectly natural
  https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vaginal-discharge/
  
  Not according to Ben Shapiro's doctor wife!
- Right before menstruation, vaginas often get super wet but it's a little thicker than typical horny wetness. This can sometimes feel like the sensation of bleeding so it can be surprising to check and find that it's not blood. For me, I also get extremely horny around this time.
I don't know how you girls walk around with those things ...
- People with uterus ≠ girls
  
  While I understand what you're saying, the Venn diagram is almost a circle. Almost all people with uteruses are girls/women and almost all women/girls have a uterus. So don't "I don't understand how girls walk around with uteruses" is a sentence that resonates with almost all girls and/or uterus owners.
  
  Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.
- You don't have a choice.
- Honestly... they're pretty gross.
Omg hai!!!!!
I'm a fan of the slime. 🤤
Like a downstairs sneeze, right?
I was happier before reading this! Mostly the descriptions of various slimes in linked articles is what did it for me.
Oh well TIL.

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