Humor @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website 10 mo. ago

Left Behind

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Oh, shit, if the rapture actually happens, I'm going to be so fucked trying to take care of all those pets.
- No you won't. If it actually happens, only the ones that followed the word of God get to go. Not the ones that twisted it, or were rich while poor existed.
  
  Hardly anyone will get to go.
  
  Have you read the book?? God is a controlling psycho mass murderer. Those people will get in.
  
  The rest of the book, with the good bits, is just to make the idiots complacent.
  
  Have to go**
  
  I think you mean
- I will adopt ALL the cats
- .... Wait, the Post-Rapture Pet Care insurance guy uses Lemmy?!
  
  Oh no, I can't claim to be the original. More of a copycatsitter.
- I'll help
Not sure which is grosser: if that discolouration was caused before or after the death. I don't think they'll get their asking price for that, though. Assuming it isn't just meant to troll christians into thinking they missed the rapture.
- Based on the discoloration and the color of the walls I'm assuming it just belonged to an elderly smoker and that was their smoking chair.
  
  Yeah that could be it. So the body shape on the chair might be the clean part. Ugh.
  
  Idk, if this is the original placement of the chair, usually there's a small ash tray near by. A long term smoker doesn't use plants because it's piles up. Looking at the bright lights above the chair, my money is on reading chair. Probably heat or light damage.
- Oh I'm sure they'll find crazies that will believe this shit and will actually feel bad for the poor atheists...
Looks like a nice chair to me!

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