I worry about you people and your weak bowels.
29 0 Replythe blood isn't even that dark red!
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The word "bootyhole" always kills me.
Anus? Nah. Butthole? Nah. Asshole? Definitely not.
"Bootyhole" hits different.
18 0 ReplyYeah, the meme itself made me laugh out loud, but I almost didn't save it because the word "bootyhole" gives me the creeps...
(Not to judge OP, or anyone who uses the word, this is a me problem)
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I need to know where you got that awesome picture for my cosmic horror TTRPG sessions lol
15 0 ReplyThis seems to be the source
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Can someone explain why coffee does that? I've not been able to find an explanation while being on the toilet at work.
12 0 ReplyHere is a good article that explains it. Interestingly coffee promotes the urge to poop in at least one-third of the population and tends to impact women more than men.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop#TOC_TITLE_HDR_2
Research has shown that caffeine makes the colon 60% more active than water and 23% more active than decaf coffee.
21 0 ReplyCaffeine is a laxative.
13 0 ReplyOnly coffee does this to me though. It's got to be a combination of things. I know coffee is higher in caffeine than most other drinks, but I sometimes take a caffeine pill, which is even higher, and it has never caused the coffee shits.
21 0 ReplyI drink decaf and it still has the same effect for me.
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You should see mine.
9 0 ReplyShow me.
5 0 ReplyYou'll have to buy me a drink or two first, honey.
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The smell is enough for me in the morning!
4 0 ReplyI wish coffee affected my anus. Nicotine deffo does. But not caffeine.
2 0 Reply3K breakfast
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Coffee just makes some people poop. I am among those peoples. It’s also a diuretic.
2 0 ReplyFiber
2 0 ReplyHave you tried cleaning your coffee machine?
2 0 ReplyI'm currently trying to wean myself off caffeine. It's been ... difficult.
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