What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
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I like when stories have a happy ending
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I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year's shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
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Apparently my ass holds grudges
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Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn't alone in my poopy predicament!
Needless to say, we've been awaiting this update 🫡
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Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
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Huzzah!
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Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine
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This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.
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Today is gonna be the day that you're gonna throw it back to poop
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By now, you should have dropped trou' and done what you had to do
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Hydrate and bidet.
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first poop in 2024
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The update we needed
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I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
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me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊
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Please don't stand until the show is complete.
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Bah, three days, that's nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
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Mazel tov!
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Literally shitpost
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i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.
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The body is evolving to be more efficient…
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You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
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I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.
But everyone who poops, eventually dies.
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So is that beating the record or what?
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I'm pooping right now
Lord have mercy
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And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.
Details are what make for a good story
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i am glad to ear that
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i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.
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Glad it all worked out in the end
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*Glad it all worked out of your end.
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