hello
My Fellow Americans
Thanks!
If you're cold, he's cold.
Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.
I know that is what makes it so much better.
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“Thank god you’re here, Mr. President. Your new name is Billy O’Brien and you’re about to take over as the leading candidate for the Democratic nomination.”
I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.
Don't sleep on Billy O.
drag
Don't ever sleep on Billy O.
Ah, its time for the nightly "State of the Porch" presidential address
Welcome, to the Twilight Zone...
I don't know if I would be over the top with excitement to meet President Barry or if I would be scared shitless because of the implication of his visit. He doesn't look happy.
Thanks Obama
POV: when your home’s looking extra vulnerable to MQ-9 reaper drone
is this... OBAMNA GATE?
When did Obama get in I'm on observation duty?
Get off my porch, come back with a birth warrant.
First, they come for your stout, and then they come for for newports…
This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.
nah. he's not wearing a tan suit in this image so not nearly scary enough
Urethra Franklin
Kek
Very very scary when you know what "yes we can" does backwards and the name of his daughters.
nac ew sey?
It's a stupid conspiracy theory.
Yvan eht nioj.
Just record yourself saying yes we can and listen to it backwards.
What's scary is that we have grown ass people who believe in the power of invoking the names of evil demons and devils, and that these people vote and make other important decisions based on those beliefs.
