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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] @hexbear.net

2y ago

That’s not even the right alien

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I'm getting psychic damage trying to work out what the fuck this is supposed to mean
- I choose to believe it's because Jar Jar was black Caribbean.
  
  He's a -- He's a Loser Little Titty Baby
- The same people who support the Houthis made Star Wars WOKE
rooted for Jar Jar Binks
Aren't we supposed to root for Jar Jar Binks? Didn't he fight the invasion of Naboo?
- He also made a speech before the Space Bundestag encouraging them to hand total power to Space Hitler.
  The collapse of space liberalism into space fascism was inevitable absent any mass movement for space communism, but he speed it up.
  
  He was tricked into it, though. It's not really his fault, I don't think anyone else could've seen it coming.
- He supported Naboo settler state and their Republican overlords over the Trade Federation invaders in classic colonial war, later himself even becoming the comprador token native in Republic Senate.
- He later caused the collapse of the galactic republic though lmao
  
  He was a patsy who was manipulated into doing the bidding of a Sith Lord who had already orchestrated a galactic civil war and gotten away with it. He did a bad thing but he meant well and nobody else could reasonably done better in his situation.
- Darth Jar Jar
This is it, the most grievously I've ever been insulted by an AI-generated gun.
The Houthis somehow made an AK pistol with a banana clip grip.
- Extendo clips in my ao-46
  
  Damn
  
  Where is the magazine release?
"They all look the same"
- I don’t even want to know what was typed into the prompt to generate this
ET being in Star Wars and sending out facehuggers to turn other characters into more ETs and then having the whole movie remade as an allegory to apartheid South Africa
- E.T. is in Star Wars, during the senate scene in Episode I there's a bunch of aliens that look like E.T.
  
  In Star Wars they are named Asogians and appeared few times
Jar Jar's minstrel show hijinks were in service of the good guys, though.
- that's exactly what Darth Binks wants you to think
AI art and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
- What do you mean? He's just casually holding the front half of an AK by the mag.
  
  rifle is fine!
damn bro that's so true
wouldn't want to be seen rooting for Jar Jar Binks now, would you?
one handed AK looks pog af
That's projecting a whole lot of racism.
E.T. creeped me out enough as a kid that I was literally rooting for the CIA.
jar jar binks is based
ET's ability to express himself in English may have been limited, but don't you remember the scene from the movie where he finally did "phone home" and then spoke in fluent Arabic for 15 minutes about weak points in Saudi military infrastructure and shipping logistics in the Red Sea?

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