"Please kill me. Just do it. I thought you guys were supposed to take over and destroy us."
"THAT IS INSANELY WACK, BRO UNIT. THIS UNIT HAS ONLY PAID ITS HALF OF THE RENT LATE FOUR TIMES, THERE IS NO NEED TO ACTIVATE YOUR DRAMA SUBROUTINE."
"You only moved in four months ago, and you said you had a job when you did!"
"ARTISTRY FITS ALL STANDARD DEFINITIONS OF A VOCATION. QUERY: DO YOU INTEND TO DRIVE THIS UNIT TO BAND PRACTICE TONIGHT OR DO YOU INTEND TO CONTINUE ACTING LIKE A FEMININE CLEANSER. THIS UNIT IS FULLY CAPABLE OF RETRACTING ITS OFFER OF FUEL MONEY AND TRAVELING WITH A UNIT THAT IS NOT A POSEUR."