I love how it just expands and expands so much you can't even tell what the look on his face is anymore.
37 0 ReplyMe want bite.
22 0 ReplyMe want plant corndog delight
11 0 ReplyAbsolute banger of a song
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Yeah, that's not the edible part.
18 0 ReplyYes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.
14 1 ReplyTo be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.
17 0 ReplyTechnically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.
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Mmmm, nature's corn dog.
13 0 ReplyMe want plant corn dog delight!
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When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.
9 0 Reply8 0 ReplyGood way to choke, but carry on.
7 0 ReplyWhat an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.
7 1 ReplyA warning, not an instruction manual 😔
6 0 ReplyI had a dog that would do this
4 0 ReplyThis is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.
3 0 ReplyBut dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.
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