Get outta here with your 'f for "if"
57 1 ReplyNot a contraction, but still a recognized linguistic device called a clitic! That's safe to Google, I promise. In this case it's a proclitic
10 1 ReplySaving readers a risky Google: Clitic - Wikipedia
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Yeah, it would be y'all'd've if I'd've at most.
36 0 ReplyNo way that i in if would be pronounced.
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Close. Move the apostrophe from before the I to after.
27 1 Replynope. the apostrophe replaces the "wou" part of "would"
1 5 ReplyNope, nope, nope. "Would" is not contracted as "'ld," and then there would be no "I." That's a capital I, not a lowercase l.
6 0 Replyyou all would have if would have?
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22 0 ReplyYou really oughtn't've.
13 0 ReplyIt's missing an apostrophe after the I.
12 0 ReplyBeing from the south..I'm just trying to look back and remember if I've ever used this...it's plausible
10 0 ReplyWhere/since when is 'f a thing?
9 1 ReplyFuck'f I know
5 0 ReplyAlways, 'round these parts
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Is this how Gaelic was born?
8 0 ReplyEnglish is becoming polysynthetic and I am here for it
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y'all'd've'f'ld've
beyoursledgehammer
#you all would have if I would have????
eliciaforever
The South is out of control.
4 0 Replyy'all'd've'f'id've'dun'it
4 0 Replylol boo didn’t even try asking if it’d float, they just mainlined pure hopium and casually threw it out there “Why yes, ‘f’’ is part of a balanced, healthy contraction used by billions everyday!”
Wrong.
5 2 ReplyNot a contraction, but still a recognized linguistic device called a clitic! That’s safe to Google, I promise. In this case it’s a proclitic
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3 1 ReplySure, I agree with that, and tbf a respondent in OP’s pic did say it’s almost a complete sentence of contractions, but I felt honor-bound to satirically gatekeeper something that’s fun to screw around with. Language is gonna language, believe me, I’m aware.
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