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Anon’s bush alarms their company

be in the Georgian military
Watch duty with a buddy in the middle of a semi-wooded near the Russian border and Abkhazian state that is also a mountain
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
Have shitty ak-74
middle of the night just chatting with the buddy
hear a sound coming like buzzing and gargling
look down from the hill
nothing there or whatever that thing was is hiding behind a tree
ask the buddy what it might be
he thinks it is an animal but we don't care we have guns
see something moving
it is a bush
bush is moving towards us
not a ghillie suit a big bush like 4m
we warn it
we shoot a warning shot in the ground and air
we are screaming at this point
we start to shoot the bush nothing happens
when it got closer I saw these sticks under it like it was using its branches to walk towards us
I had 57 bullets on me after the first mag was gone
I ran back so did my buddy
we are running to the base on a hilly area
reach base tells Sargent what happened
after giving us a disappointed look goes outside with both of us
the bush is still moving
TOWARDS THE FUCKING BASE
I SAW IT
MY BUDDY SAW IT
FUCKING SARGENT SAW IT
thinks it is a gillie suit
Shoots it with better aim
nothing it still comes towards us slowly
goes closer to the bush
he sees it
confirms it is a moving bush
tells us to go back to the base and get the others
2 more people come out
5 people now watching a fucking bush move
one guy says it is a new thing made by the Russians to fuck with us
go back to base and lock every building up
2 guys are on guard Sargent is making a call and not getting believed
the bush fucking stops outside the base
go to inspect it
it has stopped moving
it is a normal bush now
it is now 6:00
the sun is rising
sargent goes to look at the bush
sees it is a normal bush
fucking cuts the bush with a hatchet
pours motor oil to its stomp
burns the bush
get home
make this post
I am scared of bushes now
It was a berry bush if it makes a difference

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