My children will refer to me as father.

"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

My daughter calls me Daddio.

It's pretty fucking awesome.

My kids already call me bruh.

I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I'd probably immediately go soft

You can do "Pa". It's objectively impossible to sexualize "Pa". You could try, but it'd immediately nuke the mood from orbit.

"bruh or some shit" is a pretty long name.

It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get 'mama' first, but I'm gonna aim for 'destroyer of worlds'.

Y'all watch too much porn. Touch grass.

Tell Dad jokes and all you get it "bruh".

Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though... It's funny. People think this is a new thing. It's just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?

I henceforth refer to you as some shit

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Sometimes my mom says I'm a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I'm like "uuucchh you're my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!" but I don't wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it'll just make the matter even more awkward.

Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣

Thank goodness it's not sexualized in my language

You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.

porn music starts

Forgive me father for I have sinned

My kids call me bruh and I'm their mom, so, eh.

Bringing "Sire" back

that guy needs to stop watching so much porn

Pastor boys in shambles

Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.

In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷

Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.