All I got was this shirt

I got dicksucking shifts at the graveyard, and all I got was a cold stiffie and syphilis, as warned in the contract on this lousy shirt.

FTFY

I beat you to it!

It should finish on " and I had to make this shirt." Just to drive home the lockjaw

So dick sucking is the new beans.

Got it.

Weird way to refer to a sperm bank...