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themaninblack @lemmy.world

1y ago

Don’t wait

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Hey, everyone that uses high beams inside the city where there's street lights and incoming traffic, FUCK YOU!
- For some people, those aren’t their high beams. No, that doesn’t make it any better.
- I don't know who is worse: nighttime drivers who don't turn off their brights; or nighttime drivers who don't turn on their lights.
  
  High beams affect everyone else. No lights at all only really affects them. High beams are infinitely worse.

Me on my deathbed: Kathy, I never told you this, but... YOUR BREATH FUCKING STINKS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!

Fuck Off!

Is this advice from Elon Musk?

I'm sitting here waiting to go into a work holiday dinner that we are being forced to go to. Somehow I think telling my boss how I really feel about this diner might backfire. Being able to pay bills is always a plus.

Elon Musk has already taken the initiative...bless his heart.

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