I'm voting Biden

But you're also voting for Trump by not voting for Biden. That's two votes which means you're committing election fraud

Thing about not voting on election is that it's a vote for both candidates, which means you voted twice, and that's voter fraud.

I haven’t decided if I’m voting for hilary clinton or afroman yet

Based on recent events I will write in Ansarallah

I'm boating, beautifully

It's the season to do the "i will never vote in an American election from this day forward" bit again

I'm not from America, of course

I wrote in Joe Rogan and he ignored me on Twitter. I just wanted some merch to sell on ebay