cats @lemmy.world Facelikeapotato @lemmy.ml 12 mo. ago

Caught red pawed!

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Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"
- Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.
  
  Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.
- "No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."
  
  My search history is ruined.
Is it at least their cat?
This is a great security feature. Is it an app?
- No, it's a cat. You can tell by the ears.
  
  There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.
- It's a cool story
  
  I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.
Human tech ¯_(ツ)_/¯
- Can't even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.
  
  The design is very human
  
  Stoopid indeed 👌
- Here you dropped this \
  
  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  
  Ftfy
  
  Damnit man... Were the bots really unnecessary all along?
- Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too
Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password
- Have you ever tried holding a cat?
S/he was probably trying to online order cat food
- The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.
“Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!”
Hackercat!
Lol, cutie
I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.
How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?

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