What's the worst that could happen?
“Babied, pampered, fed, safe, loved? What’s the catch?”
“Put this on.”
Nobody asks me to put anything on. I would love to be given weird clothing to put on.
I enjoy sewing but am not good yet. I'll make you weird things for practice!
Oh my god, one of them became the leader of China?!
I wish I was some higher being's cat.