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Corpse wankers coming to steal your precious fluids
getting myself a do not jack off bracelet
getting a Saw bomb collar strapped to my nuts so nobody can take my vital essence after I die
Jacket off
not even safe in death smh
I don't want to give the ethnic supremacists helpful suggestions, but why the heck don't they have sperm banks to avoid acting like cartoon villains? I've no idea how socialist Isn'trael is, but I'd imagine they're supremacist enough to fund it to save the zionist supremacists.
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