1y ago

Squad goals?

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DnD will be MANDATORY
- Fun will now commence.
  
  You will have fun, whether you like it or not.
- The DnD will continue until morale improves
  
  The beatings will continue until morale improves. Does a 12 hit?
  
  Morale improved drastically, DnD will no longer continue.
  Wait, fuck...

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions
- Too light a punishment, I say!

"we're wargaming sir" "With goblins and wizards?" "Yes"
- "The greatest threat to security policy is the belief that there is no threat."
- "Real world Russian capabilities are shown to be lacking, so the Red Menace are now Red Wizards."

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it
- Ehh really depends on your boss. And honestly it depends on you also. If either of you can't separate work from personal time then you really shouldn't be hanging out. But for most of the bosses I've had, some lighthearted social time outside of work was perfectly fine.
  
  Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.
- Can vary. If they were all planning to come anyway, this is just hilarious.
- That's just silly. I DM for a group made out of two of my employees and two other people in different teams. It's only brought us together more, now we do stuff for each other's birthdays and have our own inside jokes and shit, there's only been positive outcomes.
  
  You are lucky. What is silly is you not even seeing it
- As someone that would like to play someday but hasn't done a campaign yet, can you explain why?
  
  Because if it doesnt go well, they are your boss and sometimes dnd games can go sour fast

This is why you shouldn't try and make friends with your boss. Too much of a power difference.
- Imagine being a private and marrying a Major. She could just order me to mow the lawn, haha. she could order me to cook dinner every night and wear a slutty apron while I do it lol. She could order me to go down on her while she does paperwork and writes up punishments for other male soldiers under her command who have messed up during the week. She could make me lay down face up while she does pushups with her hands around my throat so she's choking me out the whole time. Geez that would be funny, right guys? Haha!
  
  Haha.. unless?
  
  Soldiers have the duty to disobey orders that are illegal or unconstitutional, so she could not make you wear a slutty apron because that would likely violate your right to personal identity.
  
  Lol nice for real though the military does have fraternization rules to prevent (gestures vaguely) ...that
  Officers can't be in romantic relationships with enlisted members unless they were both in the same status when they got married. It can get you in legit legal trouble if discovered, especially if the person involved is in your chain of command aka one of your bosses.
- Generally people don't commit to a campaign if it's not something they want to do. In my experience, the "scheduling conflicts" referred to are probably other responsibilities outside player control. I can't claim to be intimately familiar with military life, but I presume they aren't being ordered to supercede the players' will to be there, but to take advantage of the military hierarchy to clear their play time from other orders.
  I play with the person who makes my schedule, and it's awesome.

u.s. troops playing d&d instead of murdering people is a win in my book
- what if I told you more of us play dnd than kill people in the first place?
  And we agree, way more fun