Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
A plague of frozen phalluses has infested Ekaterinburg Officials in the Russian city of Ekaterinburg have called on the police to investig
Cocky copycats soon erected similar works of art in parks across the city
67 0 ReplyAn unknown number of hardened criminals are still at large.
56 1 ReplyAn online petition demanding that the sculptors cease and desist
Can we get a petition going for the sculptors to continue?
52 0 Replymore publicity => more snow penises
29 0 ReplyD20 chess. They want the art stundents sculpting more.
(I wonder how many nerds got triggered by this comment.)
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If the snow penises last for 4 or more hours, consult a doctor.
31 1 Replyhell yeah, this is the kind of news I like to see
24 0 ReplyAre snow balls still ok?
19 0 ReplyHit those bitches!
4 1 ReplySome snowginas to represent as well.
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Could they not have just kicked it over instead of bringing a giant ass excavator?
15 0 ReplyThey’re worried that would be gay for sure… Straight to Ukraine
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...and to send him pictures of the penises so municipal workers could be dispatched to fell them.
All right guys. This is what we've been waiting for. Someone is litterally asking for dick pics. Hopefully they have enough workers.
11 0 Reply"Battle not with penises lest you become a penis."
10 0 ReplyThe real draft has arrived
7 0 Reply"Law enforcement probably needs to get to work," Vice-Mayor Alexey Bubnov told local news outlet It's My City on Friday. "If they insult someone, it's probably an administrative offense. Involve law enforcement and demolish it. This is a provocation, and we need to fight these people."
What a dick.
7 1 ReplyImagine getting locked up over a snow dick
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Say what you want, this is why they'll win the war.
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5 0 ReplyThey had photos to corroborate, so it seems legit.
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3 1 ReplyI read this as “show penises in Russia” and all I could think about was George Costanza and shrinkage.
2 0 ReplyIt is cold in russia
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A lone sturdy choad Proudly stands on my car hood Happy to see me?
1 0 ReplyStory on Big News Network XD
2 1 ReplyNice touch with the veins.
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