I took a dump after coffee this morning. I'm not an astronaut, so that happened in the world. Does that mean it's newsworthy and should be reported on and posted in this community? (I'm insinuating this is more of a shitpost, if that's not clear.)
Look at all these folks with time to waste. I don't even read the headlines. I go straight for the first comment, sorta look at it, and then comment.
Like this.