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I think everyone is taking the print too literally. This same command could also mean “display this text on screen on all decks”
That's how I understood it. Every display console got a notification.
Those poor bastards in the bathrooms that got their spines snapped in half by the tank on the toilet.
I thought we all agreed that nobody used the toilet on the Enterprise, OBrien just transported the poop out of them.
With the amount of transporter accidents on the show, I’d rather just take the broken back.
There are no monsters in the transporter beam ensign Broccoli, there’s nothing to worry about.
This reminds me of when I was in high school, we found out how to get access to the command prompt on the school computers, so naturally the very first thing my friend does: "net send * PENIS"
There was an announcement for him to go to the principals about 5 minutes after that and he lost computer privileges for a while.
He may have lost computer privileges, but he won the penis game rather spectacularly.
I am reminded of Sherlock sms'ing everyones phone at the same time.