Apple weather odor alerts
Apple weather odor alerts
(satire)
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They basically invented a new way to insult your friends.
This shall be of great use to me.
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As well as a new excuse to cancel plans.
"I know we had plans, but your town has a high level of stank going on right now and all of my nose clips are dirty."
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There's a reason people call it the armpit of California.
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So far I have been unable to read about Bakersfield, CA, without thinking about Schwarzenegger as the Butcher of Bakersfield.
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Wash your dick, Soren.
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Anyone who lives by farm fields or meat processing.
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Lived in Bakersfield a bit during the pandemic. Worst air quality I’ve ever experienced. Truly nasty.
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I foresee "Shop Apple Air". Gotta profiteer off of climate change after all.
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If you've never been to Bakersfield, this is not satire, nor any kind of joke. Smelliest city ever.
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Uh oh...
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It feels like satire, Apple is involved.... it's probably real
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This would be handy in my area to know if I need to roll up the windows before driving by the potato chip production facility.
No, it does not smell like potato chips.
Rotten potatoes. Not good.
I am pretty sure it is is mostly old, used grease. Reminds me of the smell when cleaning out a fryer, but even worse.