Lol
i poisoned the water supply now everyone ded
^^^^actually when you poisoned the water supply we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated, so thank you for bringing that to our attention to that. milliomns of people have gotten really sick over the last few years.
secondly becausw you snuck past the security cameras so easily, we discovered that the funds for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so you busted a major fraud ring.
and lastly the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diharrea, but we found it's also a great source of vitamin C which recent studies show residents have not been getting enough of. it's also an effective probiotic that helps people fight off a particularly nasty virus that we've been trying to keep a handle on for some time now without much success. really can't thank you enough
