I thought of making a joke, but then I realized my argument is invalid, because this guy has knife pistols.
These actually exist for some reason. They don't fire or anything, it's just a poorly made pocket knife that's difficult to do anything useful with and it will probably get you shot by the police lol
I can't help but picture some moron folding up that knife without removing their finger from the "trigger guard" first.
It's an educational tool. Some people have to learn trigger discipline the hard way.
Ah, ye olde gunblade. Despite being a collector of weird and novelty knives, somehow I still don't own one of those.
I will add that one time many years ago, I took an offhanded joke from a forum post (remember those?) and developed a functional rocket propelled machete. I'm certain the video of it is still out there on the early internet somewhere. It was just bodged together out of model rocketry components and a $5 machete from K Mart. Duct tape was involved. It didn't work very well but it was worth it for the gag.
You could also attach a bayonet to the rail on a real pistol. 100% someone already made an adapter.
Is he taking a knife to a gun fight? Is he taking a gun to a knife fight? I scream for I do not know.
The knives' handles are bigger than the gun barrel. Does he muzzle load a new knife every time? In a super hero fight?
Gonna tell my kids this is The Punisher
Still not a match for the knife eye attack.
