Not the loot I expected
Fuckin' Ow.
Give em the old dick twist
1d4? Testicular torsion is basically always lethal...
Nothin a hot shower and shaking the old ball bag can't fix.
To the testes not the person (long-term maybe) but it is usually easily treated if soon enough.
Oh yeah, I meant when untreated.
I can speak from personal experience it feels a hell of a lot more than 1d4 damage.
Wizards banned it, clerics swear by it.
Give em the old dick twist