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TIL a high school teacher used an electric chair as punishment for misbehaving students.

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H.T. Opsahl, History’s Worst High School Teacher

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TL;DR 100 years ago, some teacher built what amounted to a chair version of one of those novelty shockers you’d buy at Spencer’s, had a kid sit in it when he was bad, and a parent got upset about it
Headmaster: Well... Well... Well, it's all got to do with the library, you see. We've had a lot of trouble recently with boys taking out library books without library cards. Your son was caught, and I administered a beating, during which he died. But you'll be glad to know... You'll be glad to know that the ringleader was caught, so I don't think we'll be having any trouble with library discipline. You see, the library card system...
Mr Perkins: I'm sorry...
Headmaster: ...was...
Mr Perkins: You beat my son to death?
Headmaster: Yes, yes, so it would seem. Please, I'm not used to being interrupted. You see, the library card system was introduced...
Mr Perkins: Well, exactly what happened?
Headmaster: Well, apparently, boys were just slipping into the library and taking the books!
Mr Perkins: No, during the beating!
- Classic sketch from Rowan Atkinson!
- Mr Perkins: This is preposterous!
  Headmaster: Yes, it is. Or at least, it would be...if it were true.
  Mr Perkins: ...What?
  Headmaster: I've been joking, Mr Perkins. Pardon me, it's my strange academic sense of humour. I've been pulling your leg.
  Mr Perkins: Oh, thank God!
  Headmaster: I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!
This website purposefully breaks itself when it detects ad blocking, so I won't be reading the article
- It works fine for me
I got off easy. My grade 2 teacher smacked my hand with a ruler because I had the “devil” in me. I was left handed. All hell broke loose when my mom found out.
Clearly overblown. This isn't like a lethal or dangerous shock he used, some of the students in the class went on it for fun. The article says it's just enough to cause a tingling sensation. This whole thing was sent to the media by one parent throwing a tantrum.
- This also happened 100 years ago
  
  hey, estim had to start somewhere.
- These things are probably more dangerous.
Jesus.

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