I was walking my pet stick bug today at the dog park and some zoomers were harassing me, saying I "had no ass" and I was "assless boy" (I have a medical condition known as 'pancake buttocks').

I tried to stop them to inform them of my condition and how rude they were being but one of them keep loudly yelling "HUH?" "HUH?" while taking unsolicited pictures of my behind. Was I "mogged" on? Was I "dabbed" on by rude teenagers?