I asked my boss if he would still employ me if I were a worm and now he's not talking to me :(

I also asked him:

• can we play soccer with the electric shopping carts in the lot after we close
• can i could put googly eyes on the trash cart
• can we get a mariachi band to follow a grandma in an electric cart to play Mario cart music and when she gets painkillers we play the super star music
• can I get roller blades and run around the parking lot bringing carts back inside?
• could I bring my cat to work?
• did you know slugs and snails REALLY love the smell of beer? So the next time we get a damaged case of beer you should give it to me to go catch snails

he said no to all of them. He hates to see a queen slay 🪱