Bit idea: All users from now on must write dates according to the Hexbearian Revolutionary Calendar

Today is 2nd Chapomber Year 5. A belated happy new Hexbear year comrades!

The 12 30-day months are as follows:

• Chapomber
• Icepickuary (Icepick day is on 22 Icepickuary (20 August of the old calendar))
• Sicktober
• Bearober
• Pigpoopballuary
• Stalinber (Stalin was born on 21 Stalinber (18 December of the old calendar))
• Hammeruary
• Sickleber
• Hexber
• Tankuary
• Marxuary (Marx was born on 10 Marxuary if I didn't fuck it up)
• Pride month

There are 5 days added at the end of the year, plus an extra day every four years. These are:

• China day
• Vietnam day
• DPRK day
• Laos day
• Cuba day
• Former and future socialist experiments day (every four years)