2w ago

How in the fuck did I miss this piece of news - Trump is Daddy, apparently

www.independent.co.uk

MAGA just can't stop calling Trump ‘daddy’ ahead of his inauguration

It would appear that the moniker was first unveiled by former Fox News star Tucker Carlson weeks before the presidential election, in an off-the-rails speech at a TPUSA event in October.

“Yeah, that’s right. Dad comes home. And he’s pissed. Dad is pissed,” the far-right podcaster blared at the time. “And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl.’ And it has to be this way.”

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Cucker wants to be spanked by the Green M&M in her hot kinky boots and honestly, whomst among us hasn't wanted that?
- Not me, of course, I'm not a removed
  
  "removed"? Is there a slur for an M&M-fucker?
put your dick away walter
Dawg, look at the subjectline of my super serious state media. Unserious timeline on infinite clown worlds
- Now imagine being Dutch in this timeline, and knowing that my immigrant Pakistani dad voted for that clown once.
- lmao that must have been crazy to see in your inbox. I got my link from an article about that. I really truly cannot believe that this is real life
Our old Dutch prime minister Mark Rutte, now the leader of NATO, used the same phrasing yesterday to talk about Israel-Iran. I feel ashamed of my country.
- How do they not see how fucking bizarre it is to call him Daddy? They aren't even saying Dad!
I only caught that one because a certain "not a Republican" MAGA rapper made a whole song called "Daddy's Home." I went and rewatched it and remembered why I hadn't done so before, which is that it's just unbelievably lame but not even in an interesting way. There's an industry of Republican media people whose whole schtick is going "nyeh!" at a camera attacking libs, but it's not for liberals to watch, it's for reactionaries to fantasize about shit talking liberals, like a post-hoc shower argument but someone else is doing the arguing for you to the liberal who isn't there. There's no point in seeing it more than once because it's all just this weird pathology of affecting not caring what anyone thinks while being extremely concerned with people thinking that you don't care what anyone thinks.
I suppose that a lot of media is like that, to be fair, but at least chapo makes some effort to come up with jokes or draw broader conclusions instead of just talking about le tears.
- oh my god is it the song with Rosanne Barr in fucking BOX BRAIDS???? Ughhhhh it's sooooo bad with the copy cat Travis Scott auto tune....I'm so mad right now. And you're totally right. There are bands and rappers who talk shit on Trump but they don't base their entire aesthetic off of hating him. So sad that chuds don't really have personality or concerns outside of being edgelords. Cult of personality indeed
the whitehouse youtube account just posted this daddy's home video
- That song though lol
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.nadeko.net
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video

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