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Yutzerfutz @lemmy.world

2w ago

Sorry, groceries.

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Food is better when someone else makes it ¯(ツ)_/¯
Look, the pile of dishes isn't going to clean itself. I'm also not all that keen on cleaning it.
- Yeah. Obviously. That's why you get a wife.
  
  Yeah, so you set your standards higher because you're not on your own anymore, and you realize living in filth is unacceptable.
  (My brother is like that. A mess by himself, but remarkably clean and responsible whenever he's in a relationship)
  
  😵
- I'll do your dishes if you do my meal prep.
  
  Fuckin' DEAL! How do you like spicy chicken alfredo?!
There is a third option, the frozen food you bought for an emergency
- Um......since when is Tuesday an emergancy?
  
  The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency
  
  Every day is an emergency
The first mistake was shopping hungry. Those groceries are: a box of ice cream sandwiches, 24 cans of root beer, and a bag of beef jerky -- teriyaki style.
They keep us overworked and tired, no energy to cook at the end of the day. And it’s hot today, I am not turning on that stove and making it worse
- And less energy after eating fast food.
  
  Everyone knows you can't eat cold and McDonald's is your saviour

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