TACO Don hallucinating phone calls

Hallucinating the best, most perfect phone calls.

Are we sure Trump isn't an LLM?
- Jesus Lord above don't give them ideas. A trump LLM would fit perfectly with his bullshit scam phones.
- His misfiring neurons are kind of like that, yeah.
- Bigly Language Model, maybe?
- He certainly is large.
- even the worst trained llm is more coherent
- It doesn't need to be AI. I could probably programme a random sentence generator that sounds exactly like him in an hour.
they are incredible phone calls, we have the best phone calls in the world. nobody phone calls like we do
We had the best phone calls, it's true. They were really great. So great. Everybody is saying it - I'm not saying it, everybody here is saying it. But I said it when I made the call, I said, "What a great call", it really was. We had a horrible administration that couldn't make any deals, just horrible, they were the worst. The Biden crime family couldn't make the deals I make, you wouldn't believe, it's true. This guy knows it, right?
Maybe they're just putting someone on with a fake accent to keep him busy and he really believes it.

I don't doubt any of these points but it'd be better to bring the receipts:

China deal: https://www.reuters.com/world/chinas-foreign-ministry-says-xi-trump-did-not-have-call-recently-2025-04-28/
India Pakistan cease fire: https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/india-will-not-accept-third-party-mediation-relations-with-pakistan-modi-tells-2025-06-18/
Phone call to Newsom: https://www.axios.com/2025/06/10/trump-gavin-newsom-call-protests-los-angeles-law-enforcement
Iran call: couldn't find a reliable news source about this in the past two weeks

The phone in question:

Trump is what happens when you start believing your own propaganda, and think you can order leaders of sovereign countries around because you're "the leader of the free world".

Correction, we "were" the leader of the free world
- Who's the leader now?

How do you misspell "Newsom" on literally the next line?

Have you ever tried to spell Gnusum correctly, spaysnudel?
- I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as sum, is in fact, GNU/sum, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus sum.
It was just something new.

Well, he never did let a little thing like the truth stop him and it's not like his voter base hears news from anyone but him.

And yet, everytime he claims something, some stupid shit head believes it.

I jokingly said, "Man, I'm loving this $1.98 gas" at work, and some fuck face agreed with a, "Ain't it nice".

Gas is at least $2.74 in a sixty mile radius around my town.

That's some of the cheapest gasoline in the world... I would be careful complaining about it.
- I got gasoline for $2.36 the other day
- You know, honestly, he could score a win if he used real had prices. 2.70 here ain't bad and some places have 2.49.
  If he legit said, hey, gas prices are floating around $2.50, he could score points. But no, dummy had to exaggerate it to a redonk price.
- Just did the conversation. UK is roughly $7.50 per gallon (£1.42/liter). I've seen it up near $10 in some places.
2.74 USD / gal. is equivalent to 0.99 CAD / L
Anything below 1.50 CAD / L is considered cheap where I live. I’m jealous of your gas prices
- I remember the first time i saw gas hit $1.00 CAD/L decades ago and never seen it below since.

I'm starting to think someone is just prank calling him.

Maybe they forgot to feed him? Give him a taco.

that'd be cannibalism
- Make cannibalism great again!

"I never drink or do drugs."

Alcohol and Drugs: "Uhhh... no comment."

Is TACO an abbreviation or the food?
Taco's did nothing to deserve being associated with that prick.

"Trump always chickens out".
- Seems a bit soft, surely we can come up with something better?
  Maybe CUNT : Consistently Undermines National Trust?
  Or what about TAINT : Trump's An Inbred Nazi Tribalist
Taco is also fantasy sports slang for a random idiot that never seems to get punished for their awful decisions. From a character on The League.

Wait, what?! I thought the ceasefire between Pakistan and India had actually been negotiated by the Trump administration!

Welcome to the future. I actually thought he was tangentially involved too.
No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore. Most people's feeds are pretty bad, and that's the point! He literally burned out fact-checkers and journalists (and numbed minds to them) last term.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/four-more-exhausting-years-trump-reporters-mull-covering-a-second-term-1292213/
As he did on Wall Street before he got into politics:
https://www.fool.com/podcasts/marketfoolery/2016-02-26-our-mtg-w-donald-trump/
Might be better if social media changes, but... we basically elected Big Tech:
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-politics-trump-verification-misinformation-00bc57b4a3c348a1363610c1cbbfd8ca
- No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore.
  I would also point out that there's been multiple organizations that verify and fact check.
  And just like we've seen in Trump Presidency part 1, MAGA and conservatives don't gaf.
The whole reason we're on the precipice of war is because Taco woke up saw Israeli strikes called genius on Fox news and he wanted to bask in that praise so he started suggesting he had something to do with it. It's absolute lunacy.
- The world is led by fox news 😵‍💫

I think the only real deal he’s ever made is with Baalzebub.

I could easily see him doing a deal similar to the one in "The fall of the house of Usher"
You don't pay the price. Your children do.

Yeah, that kind of thing is not uncommon in dementia patients. My friend’s mom was telling us all about her lunch with Rob Lowe a while back. Of course she is in memory care, not the Oval Office.

Is he confusing his daydreams/dreams for reality? that ain't a good sign

He just wants everyone to think he's actually working.

Trump believes that he's still on a TV show

He is a straight up LOON

Loser obviously on narcotics?
- Definitely on something