3w ago

New Headcanon

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I’ve always imagined he’s singing:
“simply halving a wonderful Christmas time,”
…because every time he sings that refrain, the wonderfulness of my Christmas is half of what it was prior. By the end of the song my Christmas wonder has been reduced to an infinitesimal level.
- Especially in a retail setting. By the end of the season is at least 1/2^12000
Holy shit this is great XD
- Ryan George's stuff always is! I have a man-crush on him and I recommend following him on all possible channels
  
  Following him on all possible channels sounds like a lot of work
  Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience
  
  Personally, I think the writer in his Pitch Meeting skits is hotter
This is that guy from the thing I just watched.
- The moon is tight.
I always thought he was singing "the mood is right," but I now see that I was mistaken.
There's a mashup rendition of this post! https://youtu.be/9XYBDi_EKZk
- yeah jazzwave!
the moon is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0dflSPD5o
Are you sure it isn't also the trigger phrase for The Manchurian Candidate?
On another note - does anyone else get insanely annoyed by this song? I can bear basically any of the typical Christmas songs, but for some reason this one just hits different.
- Also "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day you nsejrjfnf f rmdkdjjdnddnd"
  Ahhhhhhhhhhh
- Yes, I couldn't care less about most of them but that one is too repetitive. And it's so much more intense than the rest of the song that it feels like that part is all you hear.
"oohhhhyeah!

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