linuxmemes @lemmy.world glassyoghurtsipper @lemmy.world 1 yr. ago

Poor doggo..

There's a bat too, if you look for it

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In Unix there is a "man" command and a "cat" command...

[Image of a black dog with a white throat and floppy ears that hang limply, sitting by a bed. Their mouth is downturned and their round, sad eyes look up.]

so why no "dog" command???

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- Good human.
- You are awesome
- I'm so happy to see you're still around! Thank you for the work you do.
Here ya go: https://www.linode.com/docs/guides/use-dog-linux-dns-client/

Or just alias CAT to DOG
- Don’t forget to also alias tac to god when you do it
Updog
- whats updog??
  
  Livin' the dream dog, just livin' the dream. What's up with yourself?
  
  GOTTEM!
- find /what/s* updog

`There's also cowsay

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This joke is for <1% of the world population.
- This community is for <1% of the world population.
- Well, I have no idea what the commands do but I still enjoyed the joke.
  
  Man = manual. Not sure what cat stands for but it prints the content of a file to the terminal (command line).
- Permanently Deleted
  
  Yeah, they're mostly cat people.
There is also mutt
And no woman command
- alias woman=man
  Equal rights
- There is actually woman pages if you have Emacs installed (which used to be the norm). It stands for WithOut Man Pages: https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_mono/woman.html
Well there is zupdog
- What's zupdog?
  
  Nm, u?
Wait til dog learns about 'man tail'
what about a woman command :(
- Manual in womenspeak?

# dnf whatprovides '/usr/*bin/dog'                                                                                                                             
sheepdog-1.0.1-19.fc38.x86_64 : The Sheepdog distributed storage system for KVM/QEMU
Repo        : fedora
Matched from:
Filename    : /usr/bin/dog

@tetra

@glassyoghurtsipper

You absolute madman ... I should have known better ... we use this micro service in our appliance at work

Sudog...it gives the user permissions over the universe.
There is though
Well this exists...
"if you look for it" see some of y'all have obviously never flashed new ROMs onto their phone.
aren't there dns related commands called dog and doggo
- Everyone asks whois but no one asks whois a good boy
- Are you thinking of the Dig commands?
Yellowdog Updater Modified
biff is named after a dog

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Poor doggo..

In Unix there is a "man" command and a "cat" command...

so why no "dog" command???

`There's also cowsay