What should I do
What should I do
My cat is screaming at me to increase shareholder value. I already work a 9to5 for a international corporation. Do you think I can try to bribe my cat with fresh salmon ?
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always employ quid pro quo ("back scratching") and may be exercise purr-back option. But i'm afraid your cat is the member of bourgeoisie tbh ("fat cat")
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The canonical answer is a little a salami as a treat.
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Those Gen Z humans have gotten so lazy nowadays, back in my day they would wake up at 3 am on command (foot biting) and feed the master with the treat of their liking
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Special dividend, take a c-note from the cash register and spend it on wet food
You'll either have to placate your cat with extra capital, or convince your cat that their material interests lie elsewhere. A bit of class consciousness goes a long way.