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3d ago

Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones

Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones

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This is incredibly dark humour, the darkest of them all.
This is alcoholism in a nutshell, the bargaining/justification phase of the deadly relationship.
- Cheers, I'll drink to that.
  
  As long as you can consume responsibly, and aren't doing this dance, enjoy.
It’s a proven method. That’s why at home I exclusively drink Fosters.
As a side note to this: I am so sick of high ABV beers. The IPA craze is hopefully finally waning and we can get back to some decent style variety. I’d love to find some regular 4 and 5 percent pale ales or ambers again.
- High abv is not designed for "drinking" never was lol
like a true alcoholic. or a very obese person said portion control.

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