Be like Pluto.
Be like Pluto.
Be like Pluto.
it also has an ice shaped heart
edit: heart shaped ice-mass
Pluto is hot shit.
They say "Pluto's not a planet," Do you think that Pluto gives a shit?
FYI, there's an animated version that hits pretty hard too.
Now and then, we all get a thought
That stops us in our tracks
Came here to make sure that was posted, LOL
The problem with recognizing Pluto is that Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong, Quaoar, Sedna, Ceres, Orcus, and perhaps also Salacia also should probably be included, and that makes for a nightmare of a mnemonic. As we all know, classification is decided on mnemonic plausibility.
My Very Educated Mother's Cousin Just Served Us Nine Outstanding Pizzas - (Somehow,) Her Quiche Might Get Officially Surpassed
Now, you only have to remember that Makemake and Orcus are in the Kuiper belt (past Neptune's orbit), and that maybe that Salacia is optional, and you can puzzle out the two repeated letters.
I spent too long on this.
Yeah, there never was an option to keep 9 planets. It was either 8, all of which are already familiar, or many many more. And they wouldn't all be added neatly at the end either. Removing Pluto was the sensible choice.
It’s only a problem when you reach a certain level of astronomical knowledge. 99% of us don’t and won’t give a shit and think the people who decided Pluto’s no longer a planet are simply assholes.
All adults know what a “grandfather clause” is and are capable of applying that to Pluto.
Pluto is and will always be Hot Shit.
Pluto is and will always be Hot Shit.
Actually, it's very cold on Pluto. Which makes Pluto cooler than Fonzie
To be fair, they could actually be assholes.
the people who decided Pluto’s no longer a planet
Yes. Fuck Mike Brown. I don't know why many people still let him dictate what to think of as a planet. The concept of "planet" is entirely man-made and doesn't follow any god given or universal criteria. While some astronomers argue that our moon is a planet too, the current criteria would even de-classify earth as a planet, should it get knocked out of our solar system.
I see Pluto as a Planet, and have yet to see a good argument against it.
Yet Mercury is in the same category as Jupiter...as though they are similar in any way. "Planet" is one of the few times science has decided to change something for the sole purpose of keeping the Earth important in its classification. I suppose we could not have 15 or 20 or 40 planets because that would be confusing...yet we have almost 1000 moons. It is ONLY because it is the Earth's classification...no other reason. It doesn't make anything easier or less confusing.
They could have easily made mercury, pluto, and a dozen others dwarf planets, Venus Earth and Mars terrestrial planets and the others gas planets... but that would demote Earth.
Weird left over geocentrism remaining in science like it's the 1300s.
Er... Are you saying that scientists won't classify Earth as a Terrestrial Planet? Because they do.. The next 4 are Jovian Planets, while others including Asteroids are called Minor Planets.
If you check the wiki article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrestrial_planet you'll notice some scientists consider Earth's Moon, plus Io and Europa terrestrial planets as well.
I don't see how it would be a demotion. Pluto is a planet, but not one of the terrestrial or Jovian Planets, but instead a minor planet, a dwarf planet. The people who insist on the 9 or 8 planets is less scientists and more about what we teach as the main planets in the solar system to like kids and such.
I'm a bit confused on your idea of scientists. They love being more specific about definitions, as do many other technical fields. Ask medicals scientists about Cancer or heart disease and they'll explain they're very broad terms that have many subcategories and differences, which is why there isn't 1 easy cure. Similarly, "the common cold" is just a description of symptoms carried out by a number of different viruses from different families that our bodies just tend to react to in the same way, which is why a cure for the common cold is a ridiculous thing to hope for.
These definitions aren't usually for scientists, but instead generalizations the public settle on because remembering everything would be too much for people who aren't interested or involved.
The problem with recognizing Pluto is that Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong, Quaoar, Sedna, Ceres, Orcus, and perhaps also Salacia also should probably be included
If one uses diameter as the cutoff, then Pluto is larger than all of those.
Ok so we're adding new arbitrary qualifications to hold onto the simplified image of the solar system that we learned growing up.
Nah, the cutoff is "is it mostly spherical due to its own gravity?" and "has it cleared its orbit from other bodies?"
Pluto is massive enough to be spherical but did not clear its orbit from other bodies. Now its the head of its own family, the dwarf-planets.
Indeed, but Eris is only marginally smaller and a fair bit more massive, and the latter is generally more important in categorization.
The meme does get at an important point though -
Our classifications of things have no impact on the things themselves. They are descriptive, not prescriptive. We create the category “planet” as a useful tool for referring to certain categories of astronomical objects. These objects would exist whether we had words for them are not.
There are patterns in what the word “planet” describes that would also be shared, whether all of those things were called “planets” are not, but the words themselves are just useful shorthands depending on the context that we use them in. The map is not the territory; the referent is not the reference.
(This is also about sex/gender.)
referent
I like this word
- Compare knowing and saying:
how many feet high Mont Blanc is
how the word "game" is used
how a clarinet sounds.
If you are surprised that one can know something and not be able to say it, you are perhaps thinking of a case like the first. Certainly not of one like the third.
- Consider this example. If one says "Moses did not exist", this may mean various things. It may mean: the Israelites did not have a single leader when they withdrew from Egypt--Or: their leader was not called Moses -Or: there cannot have been anyone who accomplished all that the Bible relates of Moses-Or: etc. etc. We may say, following Russell: the name "Moses"-can be defined by means of various descriptions. For example, as "the man who led the Israelites through the wilderness" , "the man who lived at that time and place and was then called 'Moses " "the man who as a child was taken out of the Nile by Pharaoh's daughter" and so on. And according as we assume one definition or another the proposition "Moses did not exist? acquires a different sense, and so does every other proposition about Moses. -And if we are told "N did not exist", we do ask: "What do you mean? Do you want to say . . . ... Or . . . ... etc.?" But when I make a statement about Moses, am I always ready to substitute some one of these descriptions for "Moses"? I shall perhaps say: By "Moses" I understand the man who did what the Bible relates of Moses, or at any rate a good deal of it. But how much? Have I decided how much must be proved false for me to give up my proposition as false? Has the name "Moses" got a fixed and unequivocal use for me in all possible cases? Is it not the case that I have, so to speak, a whole series of props in readiness, and am ready to lean on one if another should be taken from under me and vice versa?
Consider another case. When I say "N is dead", then something like the following may hold for the meaning of the name "N": I believe that a human being has lived, whom I (1) have seen in such-and-such places, who (2) looked like this (pictures), (3) has done such-and-such things, and (4) bore the name "N" in social life. Asked what I understand by "N", I should enumerate all or some of these points, and different ones on different occasions. So my definition of "N" would perhaps be "the man of whom all this is true". But if some point now proves false?-Shall I be prepared to declare the proposition "N is dead" false- even if it is only something which strikes me as incidental that has turned out false? But where are the bounds of the incidental?-If I had given a definition of the name in such a case, I should now be ready to alter it.
And this can be expressed like this: I use the name "N" without a fixed meaning. But that detracts as little from its usefulness, as it detracts from that of a table that it stands on four legs instead of three and so sometimes wobbles.)
Should it be said that I am using a word whose meaning I don't know, and so am talking nonsense? Say what you choose, so long as it does not prevent you from seeing the facts. (And when you see them there is a good deal that you will not say.)
Wittgenstein, Philosophical Investigations
what's that screenshot from
“Pluto is not a planet”
“What is it then?”
“It’s a dwarf planet”
“A dwarf what?”
“Planet”
“So it’s a planet”
If we include Pluto, we will have 14 planets in our solar system, and I'm okay with that.
In order of proximity to the sun, we have Ceres, Pluto, Huema, MakeMake, and Eris.
Granted, there's currently only 5 officially recognized, and the IAU says there may be more than 100 objects in our solar system that qualify that are yet to be discovered.
giant panda and red panda do not belong to the same family
people in the year 400 million when pluto explodes: this meme aged like milk
If milk still spoils in year 400m I’m out
It was reclassified, not decommissioned.
I mean, can you imagine if it changed?
Is this for people identifying as planets but are not read as such?
Pluto is Chiron's moon
Still a sailor guardian bitches!
Can I still edit this after deleting?
hmm guess so?
Yikes! I was meant to edit it initially but accidentally hit delete. Figured I'd give it a try
I still classify you as a planet, Pluto. So did the old ones.
I am rooting for Pluto
What if Russia is like Pluto?
This guy never got the memo: https://youtu.be/mWKDZRJWdF4
The current classification is a mess.
IMO, it should be a planet iff it can hold an atmosphere. I.e., it doesn't actually have to have an atmosphere, but if it had any, it should have enough surface gravity to hold that one.
If you define it that way, Pluto is just barely a planet.
So whatever hypothetical density constitutes an atmosphere becomes the arbitrary line in the sand.
Problem is that it doesn't really circles but ellipses.