Anon isn't fooled by planes
Anon isn't fooled by planes
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Anon, it took one hundred years of trial and errors in design and mechanical failures, resulting in hundreds of deaths, to perfect the dark arts of aviation.
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Wokeness is what keeps them in the air, which is why they're falling out of it now
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This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.
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"A little knowledge" has never been more dangerous.
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âflying for no reasonâ
âignoring gravityâ
âsomehow joints donât breakâ
Halfway might be overstating it
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Nono they're right about basically all but the no reason and ignoring gravity part. The fact that we can design an airframe that stays together under those kinds of forces is indeed absolutely crazy.
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I think large planes "look" like they can't work because their "relative speed" is really low --- that is, their speed relative to their length. We're used to seeing birds cover tens of lengths per second, whereas a large airliner covers ~1ish per second at takeoff.
Or not, but this always seemed like a plausible explanation as to why planes look impossible. (Though given that hovering birds don't look funny, maybe this is a silly observation...).
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Though given that hovering birds don't look funny, maybe this is a silly observation...
Birds flying against the wind and staying in the same spot as a result do look kinda weird though. Especially if you are not aware/don't notice there is mstrong winds
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That's a really thoughtful take, I'm glad you shared. I think it has merit. I think proximity is a factor too. The public rarely gets up close to a jet, but I can attest from personal experience they seem much faster when you're closer during takeoff and landing.
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Be human.
Have billions of tons of atmosphere directly above you
Don't explode
Make it make sense
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My faith in humanity is so low that I 100% believe there are planes are not real truthers that's out there.
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Well, I mean, those flat earth idiots clearly have never flown, so I wouldn't be surprised if their digging down attitude would include planes. They already think the moon landing is fake, don't they?
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i remember when i thought these jokes were funny. now i know tons of people actually think like this and it's depressing rather than funny.
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It's not pressure under the wings, it's fucking Bernoulli sucking on top of them.
(So, yes, sure, it is gay, but it's not fake.)
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Actually, I studied aviation in university. It's literally just magic.
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When you nut, but Bernoulli keep sucking...
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I'm 100% convinced this was never a battle of airframes and manufacturers and simply was down to: "No, sir/ma'am, I will not fly the derpy plane into combat. Can't do it. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REST OF THE PILOTS WILL LAUGH AT ME"
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But then how can they fly upside down?
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A fighter jet is basically a fancy dart, and darts dgaf about gravity
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Flaps. (As in, the hinged bits at the back edge of the wings, that essentially change the shape of the wing as required, not by flapping the wings; that'd be an ornithopter, as in Dune, not a plane.)
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Because air doesn't give a fuck about gravity
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This perfectly encapsulates how anti vaxxers and others think. "Ive thought it through and it cantnbebright". Its incredible how we can have access to vast amounts of information and yet live in an age of gleeful ignorance.
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Town of 100 people
\ Everyone has $50
\ Everyone stores Money In Town Bank
\ Total bank balance of everyone: $5000
\ Bank lends $1000 to a farmer to buy new equipment
\ Merchant who sold the equipment deposits $1000 into bank.
\ There is now $6000 total deposited in the bank
\ 1000 just came out of thin air
\ Money is fake and gay
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Also weird how giant steel tankers float on the ocean. Especially when they're weighed down by all that cargo. It's practically unbelievable. I throw a tiny rock in the ocean, and it sinks...but not those giant steel boats? /s
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No, ocean water can't sink steel boats
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It's a well known fact that steel weighs the same as feathers
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But it melt steel beams?
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Well... When you put one of those huge tankers in the water, it will move a LOT of water out of the way.
As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.
As you keep loading up the tanker with more cargo, it will go deeper into the water right? But this means that it is pushing more water out of the way (the water that used to be where the boat now is), which balances out the weight because that creates more buoyancy.
A rock, on the other hand, is heavier than the water that it displaces, so it sinks like a tanker whose front fell off.
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As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.
But steel is heavier than water
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Since we are pedantic, what you say isn't true.
The tanker weights exactly as much as the weight of the water that it displaces. They are in balance. You describe it yourself. The tanker sinks deeper if it becomes heavier and swims more up as it becomes lighter.
The measure of "boat swims" is not the weight of the displaced water. It is wether there is some boat wall left sticking out of the water to keep more water from entering and displacing the air that keeps the submerged volume in weight balance with the water.
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Metal is heavier than water. Virtually every containber is fille to the brim with products, now I don't know you but most everything we buy is heavier than water.
It's clear they have some kind of extra propulsion in those, most likely magnetic anti gravitation.
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Nah, man...it's magic! Magic is the only explanation.
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Giant steel ship can transport the giant rock across the sea
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Next time you see a plane imaging two hooks in the middle of the wings, a crane lifting up the plane with these two hooks and shaking it.
This give you a good approximation of what the forces in the plane are, and once you picture that you might think that there is no way the plane can hold up in this situation. Yet it does.
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It's more like putting the plane in a bowl of jello and then shaking the bowl.
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The funniest thing is that the aerospace engineers who made this possible are just as much hopeless dysfunctional wrecks as the rest of us.
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With the low low down payment of lifelong burnout!
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Glue, is how the wings stay on, really good glue
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And they WOULD break, eventually, if they weren't engineered to a statistically determined inspection interval and replaced/repaired at the determined overhaul time.
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...fake and gay
Hey now. Let's not blame gay people for the common-sense-defying demon-wizard sorcery that engineers get up to when someone threatens to take away their calculators and caffeine.
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Bruh some of the earliest planes were literally called biplanes. The gay has been complicit in aviation demon magic since the very beginning.
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G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
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Well I must admit, when the plane is resting on the ground, the wings droop down a lot. Then when airborne it's the other way around, the wings curve upwards as the fuselage hangs from them. In my mind nothing that big made of metal should be able to flex that much.
But since I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I have learned about material science, airplane design and engineering. And I have found out that it does indeed flex that much. It also isn't that thick, since it's only a skeleton wrapped with a very thin layer of metal. In fact if it didn't flex as much, it would be weaker and not stronger.
So the thing I really learnt is never to trust intuition when it comes to things like this.
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In my mind nothing that big made of metal should be able to flex that much.
You can observe on a small scale that many things made of metal do, e.g. a saw or a spring.
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Those wings can take a lot of abuse
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Itâs so rough watching all of those competent professionals at work, knowing that there are VERY few adults left in the room in what used to be the most important organizations on earth.
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I remember a quote from an A380 pilot saying the plane doesn't look like it should be able to fly.
Even the people that fly them know they don't look like a flying object.
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Don't forget about the screens they put in the windows
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at takeoff i like to imagine that the plane is going into a massive underground subway network with really nice screens along the sides
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I would be worried if the aeroplane goes down rather than up during takeoff.
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The dude writes 'atleast' like it's a word. I've seen all I need to see.
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Aye, good sir, I do most heartily concur; for 'tis a truth well settled that the tongue of man is fixed, unyielding, and shall ne'er be altered.
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Whatever the fuck that last part means, how is it gay?
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You are in the greentext community, this is the standard phrase used by 4chan people to call stuff they dont like or think is fake.
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It is a traditional slang on 4chan (and somme parts of r*ddit).
Years ago there where a few sincere jokes with it now it is just straight up homophobia and culture war shit.
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I don't know how you got to "culture war and homophobia"? It's literally a meme phrase that's used (often sarcastically) in response to stories on the internet. Saying something is "fake and gay" is literally shitposting, I think interpreting any deeper meaning into it is a bit of a stretch.
Edit: I just realised that this is a greentext community... half the comments here are either fake or gay, and OPs post is most definitely both.
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I see now, I don't know how I went through the 2000's without realizing this phrase was a meme until now.
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We just found a loophole in thermodynamics.
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