Hark! What if a jester there be, yet 'stead of japes and merry quips to tell, didst crimes commit, and wicked deeds propel?

An academy award followeth an death untimely, methinks.

Behold good people, for my humour have become alike unto the aspects of a fool complete.

if he doesn't steal 40 cakes, it's probably alright

If thou must goest, thou shalt hie with a simper

Well, I reckon that'd be no good at all. I like japes.